Run The World

July 2, 2015 Men open restaurant doors and car doors for women. Men pull out chairs for women. They buy meals for women. They send compliments to women. Men literally kneel to women. Women run the world.   But there are also women who cook for men, feed men, clean the house for men,  and take care of men. (It is no wonder the meaning of gender equality can be…

Happy Birthday!

I sing: Ma-rry me ro-me-o You ne-ver have to be a-lone I love you and that’s all I r-eally know Love wins! Speaking of love, it is my girlfriend’s birthday today! I am giving her a bag with a DVD, a t-shirt, a hat, some socks, some pins, a facial wash, and a gift card.

The Sound of Music

May 20, 2015 I don’t know what I am becoming. I see myself wanting a life of  fun and games. What is going on? Well, I am losing my mind. How do I reconcile my desire for wild fun with my desire to be steady and calm. Well, I know how! I just have to be wild and fun and really quiet at the same time. Quiet calms everyone down.…

Dearest devoted readers,

I forget things all the time. Sometimes I might forget a fact on a test, or I might forget to keep a promise. Sometimes I forget what gets me out of bed every morning. When people completely forget why they are whispering to each other in a public place, it is because they had a reason to be quiet in the beginning and then they forgot to stop, or they…

April 27, 2015

A free woman. She is there minding her own business… …   A minute not too soon, I pass by. It is out of my control. I feel like this: Taylor Swift is making a statement about this phenomenon when she titles her album Red. It is a subliminal message to her future lover telling him to charge. Taylor Swift pines for a BIG BAD MAN to run after her…

Bey or Tay

Bey: Samantha wants her space to be invaded. She wants to feel her invader. Aaron moves in with his powerful cannon and fires away. Tay: Samantha studies the invasions of Alexander the Great. Aaron researches the artillery systems of WWI. They take every class they can together.   Bey or Tay? (I voted Bey this time) Or both (BeyTay)? Please submit your vote in the comment box below.   (Note:…

April 21, 2015

Laptop in lap at a UCLA library, over the top edge of my screen is a student with her notebook, nails painted a light blue. Behind this screen, she is perched on a chair, studying away. I love writing about her. She just undid her gentle braid, her hair flowing to one side over her left shoulder.   Her silken forehead indents the brilliant body of her paragraph. However, her body…

April 19, 2015

Triumph cars are obsolete. This one is special. It is hot inside and out. At the press of a button, the interior of the car will heat up to 550°F (while the body will remain safe to touch). I bake cookies and breads out of it. When its windows are opened, the car doubles as an outdoor heater. One cold winter day, wearing a Zetex fire entry suit, I drove…

MMJ

4/20 is coming up. And yes, this is true. MMJ stands for “medical marijuana.” Maybe one day, MMJ will also come to be known as “Marry Me Juliet.” But until then, you, the reader, are welcome to get high on this blog anytime you feel fit.